Vote For Digital Headbutt Or We Shoot The Saban
Posted by Mike on June 16, 2007
That’s right, I have captured the one that you seek. Vote for me, Digital Headbutt, or I will shoot the Saban, and he will never be heard from again.
Wait a minute…Who wrote this? Saban, did you write this behind my back?
(Saban nods ‘yes’)
GODDAMMIT! Now I’m going to look like a fool in front of the whole world! You think I’m a fool, Saban?!? DO YA?!? HUH?!? HUH?!?
(Saban nods ‘no’)
That’s what I thought. Now just sit there, and stop trying to screw this up!
(Saban nods ‘yes’)
Okay, where were we? Oh yes. What I meant to say was “If you vote for Digital Headbutt, we will reward you, the voters, by shooting the Saban, so he will never be heard from again.” He’s been a nuisance to all of us, and in doing this we won’t have to put up with his antics for the next 10-20 years. Even the Bammers don’t want that; they just don’t know it yet.
And to my Tar Heel faithful: thank you for voting. You’ve gotten me this far, now let’s kick it up a notch!
(Director) Aaaaaannnd Cut!
Good work people! Now that’s what I call a ransom video.
(Saban) Can I go home now?
Not yet. We need to make another tape addressing your followers. But first, some barbecue.
(Saban) With a side of lies?
We wouldn’t serve it to you any other way, Mr. Saban.
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