Mud Butt: The Answer To LenDale’s Prayers!
Posted by Mike on May 24, 2007
This post just wrote itself. It pertains to a new weight loss drug, Alli. I watched a CNBC report on Wednesday night about Alli, a drug that’s supposed to make you lose weight at a modest, healthy pace. The key mechanism of the drug (Orlastit) is that it blocks your body from absorbing fat fro the food you eat. As Glaxo Smith Kilne, the makers of Alli, make clear in their handbook “Are You Losing It?” it could lead to some disastrous consequences.
“You may feel an urgent need to go to the bathroom. Until you have a sense of your treatment effects, it’s probably a smart idea to wear dark pants, and bring a change of clothes with you to work.”
“You may not usually get gassy, but it’s a possibility when you take Alli. The bathroom is really the only place to go when that happens.”
Wow. Just…wow. The joke possibilities are endless.
If centers start getting unexpectedly skinny this season, it may be a good idea for the quarterback to run a shotgun offense.
The Madden curse will continue not by injury, but by the fact that the goalline formation snap from center and handoff to LenDale White will make Vince Young’s season a living hell. He may get Ebola or something. Definitely don’t get his autograph after the game; it will be the NFL’s finest biohazard.
Oh, so that’s what happened to Najeh Davenport!
Al Michaels: “The starting defensive tackle won’t start tonight. He’s out with a colon.”
Billy Packer: “Clearly, that is not diarrhea, Jim.”